Nazisoft are PIGS. Their entire fanbase are PIGS, as they enjoy feeding on Nazisoft's SLOP, hence the name "PIGbox 360."
This is a known fact and I did not make it up. Since when does King Kaz make things up?
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- The continued decimation of the PIGbox 360 by my marvellous PerfectionStation 3!
- The RROD failure rate reaches an all time high at 173%.
- Nazisoft's reputation reaches an all time low, with the Xbot PIGS finally starting a rebellion.
- Nazisoft embarces the marvellous Blu-Ray and admits their foolish mistake of backing HD-DVD!
- The inevitable discontinuation of the PIGbox 360!
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When playing the AAAAAA title Resistance 2, just pretend the Chimera are Xbot PIGS! This will increase your accuracy and concentration!
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Very good, my Sony Soldier! Have a bubble for making King Kaz laugh!
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It seems we have made one of the Xbot PIGS cry! Go on PIG, continue crying! Your tears sustain me!
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Ah, Xbot PIGS. Your insolence never fails to amuse me!
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2008 shall be the most glorious year in PerfectionStation history! You all have King Kaz's guarantee!
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With your support, I can dominate yet another console war!
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It's not your fault you were made by the despicable Nazisoft. It's a shame, you could have been a half-decent console. But not as marvellous as my PerfectionStation 3!
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Victory for the Sony Soldiers!
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Shoo, PIGS! Your attention is not wanted!
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Lord Stringer, Emperor Kutaragi and King Kaz will not rest until these filthy, satanic PIGS are six feet under!
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Sony Soldiers, you didn't honestly think I would disappoint you, right?
It's a shame the PIGGISH Nazisoft stole the idea from us, but try not to think about those SWINE!
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Emperor Kutaragi and I would welcome you into the PlayStation family, but............we just don't want you around!
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My next target- North America!
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Throw it in the TRASH!
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"We PIGS have decided to quit the console wars, because we simply cannot compete with the PerfectionStation brand. We are a disgrace to the video game industry, in fact we have been stinking it up for 6 years like a bloated, rotting corpse. All hail Sony and their unlimited supply of AAAAAA titles!!! We are not worthy!!! King Kaz was right! We are nothing but filthy PIGS! Please, Emperor Kutaragi, have forgiveness on our filthy PIG souls!"
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!
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You put that Xbot PIG in his place! Have a bubble on King Kaz!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!